Jokes

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein.
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.