Daily Dose 7-1-2009

“The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.”
-- Logan Pearsall Smith

Congrats On Your Baby Girl

Dear Mrs. & Mr Ramakrishna,

From:

Imtiaz

Congratulations On The New Arrival

Dear Mrs. & Mr Ramakrishna,

Our heart felt congratulations on the new arrival.

Hope you both will have fun filled years with your daughter.

From:
Team Kensium

Daily Dose 6-1-2009

“Play the game for more than you can afford to lose...
only then will you learn the game.”

-- Winston Churchill

Daily Dose 5-1-2009

"Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done."
-- James Ling

Daily Dose 3-1-2008

“Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.”
-- Howard W. Newton

Joke

Joke on INDIA-PAK

1. In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, I.K.Gujral and Nawaz Sharif decided to visit each other's country regularly. The first visit was by Gujral to Pakistan. There Sharif showed him Pakistan's modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Gujral made a call to Rajiv Gandhi in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes!

2. The bill for the call came to only Re.1.

3. When Gujral came back, he also wanted India's telecommunication systems to be at the best when Nawaz Sharif visited India. Suitable arrangements were made. Sharif came to India, visited the telecom department and talked to Zia-ul-Haq in hell for 5 minutes.

4. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!

5. Sharif asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India ?"

6. A high level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India it is long distance!".

Daily Dose 2-1-2009

“Never cut what you can untie.”
-- Joseph Joubert

Wish You Happy New Year - 2009

From:

Imtiaz

Happy Birthday Jyothi Prasad

Happy Birthday Jyothi Prasad
On
1st January!


From:
Team Kensium

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