Daily Dose 31-3-2009

Many want to change their results, but they are unwilling to change themselves...they therefore remain bound!

—- James Allen, Philosophical Writer

Daily Dose 28-3-2009

The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.

-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

Daily Dose 26-3-2009

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice.
-- H. L. Mencken

Daily Dose 25-3-2009

Everyone loves justice in the affairs of another.

-- Italian Proverb

Daily Dose 24-3-2009

Why aren't you happy? It's because ninety-nine percent of everything you do, and think, and say, is for yourself.
-- Wu Wei Wu

Daily Dose 23-3-2009

My future starts when I wake up every morning.

-- Miles Davis

Daily Dose 21-3-2009

On this day of your life, I believe God wants you to know........ that you can train your mind to respond to 'incoming data' without fear.
All you have to do is remember who you are, and that there is never a moment when you do not have God on your side.
So step into tomorrow without apprehension, and do not waste your time with worry.Rather, fill your time with creative thinking about how to move forward, no matter what happens.
Love, Your Friend....
-- Neale

Lawyers should never ask Grandma ....

Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

Daily Dose 20-3-2009

There never was a winner, who wasn't a beginner.

-- Denis Waitley

Daily Dose 19-3-2009

I measure the quality of the questions I ask, by the number to which I have no answer.

—- Albert Einstein

Daily Dose 18-3-2009

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

-- G.K. Chesterton

Daily Dose 17-3-2009

You are younger today than you ever will be again. Make use of it for the sake of tomorrow.

-- Unknown

Daily Dose 16-3-2009

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

-- Josh Billings

Daily Dose 13-3-2009

To work is not necessarily to produce anything.
-- Unknown

Daily Dose 12-3-2009

Leadership - is acting when you see the need, without waiting for someone else to suggest it.
-- Martin Rhodes

Daily Dose 10-3-2009

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
—- Ralph Waldo Emerson, American Poet, Essayist and Lecturer

Daily Dose 9-3-2009

If you confer a benefit, never remember it; if you receive one, never forget it.

-- Chila

Daily Dose 7-3-2009

Try this exercise today. At some stage, someone will send you a negative message, a critical comment, a subtle dig. Imagine it comes towards you as a photon torpedo, but one foot away it encounters a protective force field made up of your radiant power. This is the field of protective energy that is being powered by the might of your inner peace. As the invisible but very real torpedo meets the field, it deflects away and fizzles out against the wall. You remain unmoved and untouched. You glance momentarily but directly into the eyes of the other and, with a quiet and peaceful smile, you send them a mini photon torpedo of your own, carrying a very clear and compassionate message, which says, "Nice try."

-- Brahma Kumaris

Daily Dose 6-3-2009

Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find somebody’s hand and squeeze it, while there’s time.

-- Dale Dauten

Daily Dose 5-3-2009

As soon as you get some sense of contact, you want to be teachers of others. This is a big mistake.

-- Ta-sui

Daily Dose 4-3-2009

The opposite of love is not hate but indifference.

-- Elie Wiesel

Daily Dose 3-3-2009

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

-- Robert Benchley, American Humorist

By all Means... MARRY!

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By all Means... MARRY!
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Hemant Joshi

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, " What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you' re right, shut up.

- Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once…Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong . - Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
- Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." - Anonymous.

Daily Dose 2-3-2009

The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.

-- Kahlil Gibran